Race for Shorts

Bre Cavanaugh challenged Mr. Fortunato to a race on Monday. If she won, underclassmen would be allowed to wear shorts … underclassmen are allowed to wear shorts. In his email to the school, Mr. Fortunato said Bre “narrowly defeated him.”  Also in the email, Mr. Fortunato said “enjoy wearing shorts.” See for yourself in the video below.

In an exclusive statement, Mr. Fortunato revealed that is was a win “by a hair.” Daiden Kent revealed that before the race he was worried that “maybe he is a secret track star…” In response, Mr. Fortunato said “maybe I’m a secret rock star.”

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Tys Sweeney

Founder & Editor-in-Chief Emeritus

Tys Sweeney '17 founded the Blair Oracle in April 2015. He wrote news, fiction, poetry, and announcements for the publication until he graduated in 2017. He served as Editor-in-Chief until 2016 and was succeeded by Seth Kim.