(Purge) Mr. Padden Eliminated!


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Mr. Padden and his advisee, Will Pemberton

Mr. Padden was eliminated from The Purge today. When asked about his untimely death, Padden only said “I am the worst at this game, Will is the best.” It appears that the veteran assassin was slain by his own advisee.


Will Pemberton has also been eliminated. It’s expected that Mr. Padden will be livid that he lost by a player who did not succeed in making it to the “bloodbath” round.

(Copyright 2016 Tys Sweeney)

Tys Sweeney

Founder & Editor-in-Chief Emeritus

Tys Sweeney '17 founded the Blair Oracle in April 2015. He wrote news, fiction, poetry, and announcements for the publication until he graduated in 2017. He served as Editor-in-Chief until 2016 and was succeeded by Seth Kim.