Have you ever wondered about your relationship between your soul and the galaxy? Do your personality and fate really rely on the alignment of the stars and moon on the day of your birth? Zodiac signs present different characteristics and talents. The Babylonians made astronomy their science: they would merge astronomy and astrology to predict seasons or celestial events. In the 4th century B.C.E the Babylonians introduced this cool way of interpretation to the Greeks, which then spread to the Romans and Arabs. Kings would use these predictions to prepare for war and natural disasters. But gurl, you are still queen and you can also party with the stars.
Were you born on….
♒ January 19-February 19th – AQUARIUS
Nail polish color:
Wicked by Essie
Or ridiculously long French nails
Fragrance: biting cold, dirt, aloe vera, mint
Movies:
Pulp Fiction- Quentin Tarantino
Léon: The Professional – Luc Besson
Palo Alto – Gia Coppola
Death Proof – Quentin Tarantino
Rushmore – Wes Anderson
Inglourious Basterds – Quentin Tarantino
TV:
Freaks and Geeks
House of Cards
Element: Air
Your Songs:
Father John Misty- I Love You, Honeybear
Lana Del Rey- Brooklyn Baby; National Anthem
Gorillaz- The Swagga; Clint Eastwood
Marina and the Diamonds – Teen Idle
Kavinsky – Nightcall
Your animal: Iguana
Oh boy. You are an Aquarius! You are clever but a smartmouth. You can be emotionally distant and have a tendency to not care about anything. “Oooh you are edgy and cool”
Despite your sarcastic and stubborn mannerisms in public you are actually a very sensitive pink marshmallow. You like to rebel, so you should find people who could stimulate you emotionally and mentally. Your passive-aggressiveness makes you a lot of enemies; why do you want to fight so many people? Why are you so stressful? You are about as collected as a human being as Pisces are, which isn’t saying much.
♓ February 20-March 20 – PISCES
Nail polish color:
Trophy Wife by Essie
Bubble Bath by OPI
Fragrance: Vanilla, strawberries, raspberries. lavender, honey
Movies:
All Dogs Go to Heaven- Goldman, Blueth, Kuenster
Electrick Children- Thomas
Wallace and Gromit: Wrong Trousers-Park and Box
American Beauty- Sam Mendes
Fantastic Mr. Fox- Wes Anderson
Aquamarine
Palo Alto- Gia Coppola
Anastasia-Bluth and Goldman
Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends Christmas Special- you know the one where Will gets lost with a bunch of unicorns?
TV:
Chowder
H2O
Element: Water
Your Songs: Lana Del Rey- Ultraviolence; Diet Mountain Dew; Jealous Girl; She’s Not Me; Trash; Video Games; Ride; Without You, just like all the Del Rey songs… WE ARE VERY SENSITIVE PEOPLE
Blood Orange – You’re Not Good Enough
Modest Mouse – Little Motel
Nirvana – Heart Shaped Box
Logic – Nikki
Gorillaz – Melancholy Hill
Kavinsky – Nightcall
Your animal: housecat
You are a Pisces! Squad. You are compassionate, adaptable, creative, a daydreamer and extremely devoted. This devotion can be hurtful because you are submissive, oversensitive, impulsive, mercurial, attracted to people with severe problems, indecisive, and you are lazy. Find a dominant partner who can help you with decisions and make you feel more stable; if this partner is absent you can easily fall into self loathing, or you could find another submissive person who can nurture you. Sometimes a young Pisces is attracted to possessive people. To reach your fullest potential get inspired by life events and start being independent, and this will let your creativity shine through. You are the most spiritual of the zodiac signs, but you are also the most gullible. You like wading through rivers and creeks or diving into the ocean. I am saying you are mermaid.
♈ March 21- April 19th – ARIES
Girl, I bet you wear red lipstick to class.
Nail polish color:
Red, just red
Pull Over by Sinful Colors
Fragrance: bonfire, burning wood, cedarwood, Heat by Beyonce
Movies:
Pirates of the Caribbean
Reservoir Dogs- Quentin Tarantino
There Will Be Blood- Paul Thomas Anderson
High School Musical 2
Mystic River- Clint Eastwood
Brave
Apocalypse Now- Francis Ford Coppola
The Crush- Alan Shapiro
Black Mass
Guardians of Ga’Hoole
Forrest Gump
TV:
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Big Time Rush
Element: Fire
Your Songs:
Vampire Weekend- Diplomat’s Son
Ratatat- Wildcat
Marina and the Diamonds- Power and Control
Lana Del Rey- Off to the Races
Steel Panther- Death to all but Metal
Nirvana- In Bloom
Avenged Sevenfold- So Far Away
TVon the Radio – Wolf Like Me
St. Vincent- Laughing With a Mouth of Blood
Soap&Skin- Sugarbread
High School Musical Soundtrack- Getcha Head in the Game
Sia- Burn the Pages
Your animal: shark
You are an Aries!! You are bold, a trendsetter, optimistic, athletic, enthusiastic, moody, short tempered, dominating, aggressive, and impatient. Aries what I breathe.
You are extremely self oriented and like to project your personality on to others. You like to give the impression that you are exciting, dangerous, adventurous, and talkative. You put a lot of pressure on yourself, man. You need to chill out.
♉ April 21- May 20th – TAURUS
Everyone loves jacuzzis, but you REALLY like jacuzzis
Nail polish color: Dark blue
Fragrance: musk, the woods
Movies:
Django Unchained- Quentin Tarantino
Super hero movies (you relate)
American Psycho
Guardians of the Galaxy
Iron Man (all of them)
Beethoven- the movie with the Saint Bernard
Veggie Tales
TV:
X-Files
Chowder
Samurai Jack
Element: Fire
Your Songs:
Lana Del Rey- Old Money; Carmen
Beyonce- 7/11; (***Flawless)
Logic- 5 AM; I’m Gone; All I Do; Gang Related
Cole – Work Out
Childish Gambino – Sober; Bonfire
Devendra Banhart – Carmencita
Cherry Glazerr – Had Ten Dollaz
Discovery – So Insane
Your animal: Bison, Pitbull, German Shepherd
You are strong like bull. You are a Taurus!! You are passionate, reliable, pragmatic, independent, loyal, hard working, strong, athletic, kind, stubborn, lazy, indulgent, jealous, materialistic, and possessive. You are the leader of the group. You have brains and brawn. When it comes to yourself you are not lazy, but you are a bit hesitant or resistant when asked to do a chore. Don’t surround yourself with other toxic people because then you will absorb it into your personality. Despite how buff and big you are, you are naturally a very caring, shy, cuddly, person, so find a close group of friends and go bananas with them because you trust them not because you are trying to one-up them. Anyone who is your friend is very well protected by you because you are fiercely loyal. You enjoy being depended on, so you should find someone indecisive that you can help. You should be more open with your feelings!
♊ May 21 – June 21st – GEMINI
Geminis why are you so tiring?
Nail polish color:
Hi-maintenance by Essie
Lavender by Essie
Fragrance: lemons, citrus
Movies:
Donnie Darko
Sharkboy and Lavagirl
High School Musical 3
Shrek 2
Submarine
Hunger Games
TV:
Degrassi- those seasons with Drake.
Secret Life of the American Teenager
Gossip Girl
Keeping up With the Kardashians
Pimp My Ride
Element: Air
Your Songs:
Lana Del Rey- Kill Kill
Trap Queen – Fetty wap
679- Fetty
Lips are Movin- Meghan Trainor
Dilemma- Nelly and Kelly
Baby It’s You- Jojo
Toxic- Britney Spears
Lip Gloss- Lil Mama
My Chick Bad- Ludacris
Shaggy- Mr. Bombastic
Your animal: el chupacabra
Woohoo! You are a Gemini! You are energetic, clever, playful, imaginative, witty, adaptable, superficial, mischievous, impulsive, and indecisive. Gemini you need to figure out what you want to be, you want to be indecisive and independent? Get a hold of yourself. You are extremely patriotic. Nothing can stop you from doing something and feeling free is essential to your mental well being. You are a social butterfly, you are exciting and you want to have new experiences with your hip, trendy, in-style friends.
♋ June 21- July 22? – CANCER
Nail polish color: coral
Fragrance: floral
Movies:
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Shrek 1
High School Musical
Chef
The Lion King
The Little Mermaid
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Inside Out
The White Stallion
Some Like it Hot
Big Fish
The Lizzie McGuire Movie
TV:
Girls
America’s Got Talent
Element: water
Your Songs:
Mariah Carey- We Belong Together
Mariah Carey- Obsessed
Mariah Carey- Shake It Off
Mariah Carey- Don’t Forget About Us
Mariah Carey- Always Be My Baby
Mariah Carey- Touch My Body
Mariah Carey- Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel
Mariah Carey- Heartbreaker
Mariah Carey- #Beautiful
Mariah Carey- You’re Mine (eternal)
Mariah Carey- Infinity
Mariah Carey Holiday Album
Mariah Carey Holiday Album (extra festive version)
Your animal: dolphin
You are worse than Gemini. You are stressful and contradicting. Are you dependent or independent? Make up your mind!!! You have the potential to be super successful, but you require SO much emotional support. Cancer is loyal, dependable, caring, clingy, self absorbed, and attention seeking. Successful Cancers are independent, decisive, and have harnessed their emotional issues. Cancers are nurturing people, and once their shyness and insecurity is broken they are awesome.
♌ July 23- August 21 – LEO
self love is important you
Nail polish color: gold
Fragrance: roses
Movies: The Lion King
Underdog
Inception
The Wolf of Wall Street
TV:
Kim Possible
Archer
Arrested Development
T.U.F.F Puppy
House of Cards
Element: Fire
Your Songs:
Kanye West – Monster
Ratatat – Loud Pipes, Nostrand
Drake – The Motto, just a lot of Drake, ALL DRAKE
Bill Withers – Lean on Me
Your animal: Lion, obviously
ROAR. You are a Leo! Like a lion (duh!) you are confident, ambitious, encouraging, generous, a bit vain, pretentious, dramatic, and stubborn. It makes sense because you are the most logical and fit person in a group. You are capable of finding success on your own but you would much rather find someone who could support you; think of a Barack and Michelle type thing. Your enthusiasm attracts people, and you are probably a surfer or snowboarder. You are the best kind of friend because you never dwell on the past, hold grudges, and you are super supportive, so you can switch between the Barack and Michelle figures.
♍ August 22-September 23? – VIRGO
hahahah nerd I bet you wear glasses
Nail polish color: Aruba blue
Fragrance: Clean; you shower a lot.
Movies:
The Hobbit
Lord of the Rings
Moonrise Kingdom
The Legend of 1900
Whiplash
The Grand Budapest Hotel
Babe- the one with the pig and the singing mice puppets
TV:
Chopped
Good Eats
Cutthroat Kitchen
Top Chef Masters
Donut Showdown
Masterchef (UK)
Your Songs:
Self – Stay Home
Smash Mouth – I’m a Believer
Leslie Carter – Like Wow!
Nancy Sinatra – Summer Wine
Baha Men – Best Years of Our Lives
Cyndi Lauper – Time After Time
Vampire Weekend – Horchata
Element: Earth
Your animal: a seal
Hey Virgo! Your sign says you are smart, analytical, observant, helpful, reliable, quirky, skeptical, fussy, nosy, and a bit bitter. You are great at using your intelligence to gain success quickly and efficiently, but you should try working together not alone in group projects. You have an inventive mind but you follow a very mechanical routine, so you should let loose for sometimes when you feel like you might burst. You can be a bit controlling, but not because you want to control the person. You just want to improve everyone’s lives, and a lack of being social causes you to sometimes misinterpret what a person wants. You are the person who Googles EVERYTHING about their vacation destination. You make sure the hotel situation is organized, where to eat, and you write itineraries. You have an agenda for life. Woah.
♎ September 24- November 23? – LIBRA
You’re all about spreading love
Nail polish color: copper
Fragrance: cotton, books. (you are more of a candle person)
Movies:
Skyfall
Big Fish
101 Dalmatians
Lady and the Tramp
WALL-E
A Bug’s Life
500 Days of Summer
City Island
TV:
How I Met Your Mother
Portlandia
Full House
Community
Silicon Valley
Element: Air
Your Songs:
Tainted Love – Soft Cell
Blue – Coffee and TV
Lana Del Rey – National Anthem
Grateful Dead – Shakedown Street, Sugar Magnolia
Your animal: corgis, guinea pig, manatees
Congrats you are a Libra! You are charming, diplomatic, easygoing, peaceful, idealistic, hospitable (hey freshman Xenia?), superficial, vain, indecisive, and fickle. You like to be around other people in a fancy room, and you respect home decor. You love the unusual, but sometimes when you disappear/adventure for a long time you worry your friends because they don’t know if you are safe. Your instincts and intuition are great, so why do you always doubt yourself? You never want to fight or make a scene, but that limits you from expressing all of your emotions.
♏October 24- November 22 – SCORPIO
You are intense, yo
Nail polish color: wicked- essie
Fragrance: Coco- Chanel, spices- anise and cinnamon
Movies:
Inception
Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
500 Days of Summer
Jurassic Park
Jurassic World
An Education
Goosebumps
Pulp Fiction
Captain America: The First Avenger
Kill Bill Volume I
TV:
sports: you love watching the Olympics
Your Songs:
Crazy in Love – Beyonce
Alt-J – Tessellate, Breezeblocks
Django Unchained film score/soundtrack
Taylor Swift – Bad Blood
Modest Mouse – Spitting Venom, We’ve Got Everything
Grateful Dead – Touch of Grey, Truckin’, Scarlet Begonias
Amy Winehouse- Valerie
Element: Water
Your animal: Tiger, velociraptor
You are a Scorpio! You are the odd ball in the water group. Instead of the water signs common indecisiveness, lack of independence, and impulsiveness, you are decisive, independent, and rational, You are a water sign because you are artistic, creative, and a daydreamer. You are the most athletic of the water signs. You are loyal, adaptable, passionate, resourceful, observant, smart, but at your lowest you can be jealous, manipulative, demanding, and suspicious. You never give up on something you truly want. You value honesty. Sometimes you are a bit disconnected, and that is ok.
♐ November 23- December 22 – SAGITTARIUS
Nail polish color: black or red
Fragrance: fruits like peach or pear, spices like saffron or sage
Movies:
The Good Dinosaur
Mulan
Hercules- Disney
The Emperor’s New Groove
Frozen
The Princess and the Frog
Robin Hood
Space Jam
Back at The Barnyard
TV: TV isn’t really your thing
Element: Fire
Your Songs:
Mulan Soundtrack (that’s it)
Your animal: hyena
Congratulations you are a Sagittarius! You are gregarious, optimistic, witty, independent, but at your lowest you can be reckless, unemotional, and you hold grudges. You are a philosopher and explorer, and your kindness is always selfless. Find something that stimulates and interests you; you get irritable when you are bored.
♑ December 22- January 20 – CAPRICORN
Nail polish color: glitter
Fragrance: you just like to roll around in the earth or grass
Movies:
Karate Kid
Macbeth -2015
The Lego Movie
The Imitation Game
Philomena
TV: you like reading poetry or short stories
Element: Earth
Your Songs:
Hall and Oates – Sara Smile, You Make my Dreams
Grateful Dead – Ripple, Box of Rain, Shakedown Street
Your animal: crane
You are responsible, patient, ambitious, loyal, down to earth, funny, selfless, but can be distrusting and unimaginative when surrounded by the wrong people. You are a strong friend and great listener. A friendship with you is deep and mysterious.
(Copyright 2015 Rachel Kim)
