Contest Winners

For the past two weeks The Oracle has hosted caption contests, and as we are going into our third week, we thought it important to publicly declare here:

Week 1

[twocol_one]coke[/twocol_one] [twocol_one_last]

  1. Max Bonzulak: “Chris, a package arrived for you this morning via. the post office… please stop by the faculty work room to pick it up a.s.a.p. 🙂
    -Kathy Otinsky”

    1. Mr. Cross: Package 1 of 2
  2. Alec Lawless: I’m in love with the Coke Coke
  3. Tiwari; Day; Czaja: Fortunato is an addict; Fortunato is an attic; Fortunato is a basement[/twocol_one_last]

 

Week 2

[twocol_one]cartoon-2[/twocol_one] [twocol_one_last]

  1. Reo Aono: Summer reading has me like…
  2. Luke Corrado: It’s actually just a dolphin.
  3. Jakub S. and Chinonso C.: When your mom tells you there are plenty of fish in the sea.[/twocol_one_last]
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